Teacher asks the class the following question.

'If there were 5 crows sitting on a fence and a man came along with a shot gun and shot one, how many crows would be left?'

Wee Jimmy puts his had up straight away.

' Yes Jimmy' says the teacher.

' Well miss I dont think there would be any crows left. The noise of the gun would frighten them off and also when the other crow fell dead it would warn the rest of them'.

'Thats not the answer I was after Jimmy but I like where your coming from'

'Please miss' says wee Jimmy.

'Yes what is it Jimmy' asks the teacher.

' Can I ask you a question miss'

'Why of course you can Jimmy.

'Well miss; if there were 3 wimmin sitting on a park bench and one was licking an ice lolly, the next one was sucking an ice lolly and the third one was biting an ice lolly, which one was married?'

'Good question Jimmy and I would say the one who was sucking the ice lolly' answers the teacher.

' No miss, the one with the wedding ring on was married but I like where your coming from' says wee Jimmy.....