Once again, all men are idiots!!



This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my
left and there was a WOMAN !!




in a brand new Audi doing 125 klm with her
face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.




As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;


I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.


In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the carusing my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants,
and disconnected an important call.


Damn women drivers!!

Ain't that the truth !!