Oh Johnny oh Johnny .....

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Oh Johnny oh Johnny .....

Postby Josieclick » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:36 pm

Little Johnny was in the classroom on a Friday afternoon, and the Teacher had a game for the kids. "Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off," said the teacher. "To be, or not to be. That is the question," ...said the teacher.

Little Din Don Chow at the front of the class called out,..."Shakespeare!"

"Well done!" said the teacher. "You can have Monday off." "No thank you miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be in here on Monday studying hard", said little Din Don Chow.

"Okay," said the teacher. The next quote is....."I HAD A DREAM!

" Little Fri Som Kat also at the front yelled out "Martin Luther King!"

"Well done!" said the teacher. "You can have Monday off." "No thank you miss. I am of Chinese origin and we also don't take time off school. Education is everything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too, "said little Fri Som Kat.

"Okay," said the teacher. Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom... "F*cking Asians!"
"Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.

"Pauline Hanson!" yelled little Johnny....."See ya Tuesday" :hide:
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Postby Rowan » Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:46 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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