Animal lover....

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Animal lover....

Postby Josieclick » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:38 pm

(You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!)

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says".

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it." :hide:
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Postby dejavou » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:34 pm

:banana: good luck to her :banana:
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Postby Rowan » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:43 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Child after my own heart!!
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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