Not yet...... not yet......
The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted
Students included a huge amount of material on the
Midterm exam. Tension in the room built, people were
Sighing and gasping aloud as they realized how much
Material they had covered and were expected to recall.
The following week the professor tossed the graded
Papers on her desk and announced,
"Class, after I left here last week, the Lord spoke to me.
He said, 'Thanks, professor. I haven't heard from
Some of those people in years!'"
When did you last talk to the man?
Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to
Discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all
Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset
I've lost 20 pounds."
"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at
Least another fifteen pounds first."
That's the way girl....stick with the programme
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the
Middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled
Up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him.
When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged f
ROM the crowd, pushed her aside, and said,
"It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid."
The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill
man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial
Respiration.
At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said,
"When you get to the part about calling a doctor,
I'm already here."
Ooops!
Lots of things go on during "spring break" as the
College students let off a little steam. This one
Student was arrested for indecent exposure in a field
Near the beach, and was appearing before a judge.
"I plead not guilty, Your Honour. I only went there
To get relieved," he testified.
"Well, I'm inclined to accept your explanation, " said
The judge. "I guess some allowances must be made for
Emergencies. "
"That's true to a point, Your Honour," said the
Arresting officer. "But what about this young lady
Here who relieved him?"
