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Postby Penny » Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:35 pm

A man is driving the wilds of Wales when he sees a huge gorilla of a man standing at the side of the road. Next to him is a beautiful young girl.

They beckon for the man to stop, but as he does so, the car door is pulled open and he's dragged out onto the road.

Right, you, shouts the wild man, I want you to masturbate.

In fear of his life the driver does as he's told, but as soon as he's finished the wild man makes him do it again.

This goes on for over an hour until the poor driver is left a broken wreck on the roadside.

Again, roars the wild man .

I can't, he gasps, I don't care what you do to me now.















O.K. says the wild man, now you can give my daughter a lift to Cardiff.

cheers Penny. :oops: :oops:
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Postby DaisyB » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:20 pm

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Postby dejavou » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:40 pm

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Postby Rowan » Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:08 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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