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Sisters

Postby dabthoms » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:25 pm

Scottish Joke of the day
September 13th, 2006

Two nuns, Sister Senga and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

'Aw naw!' shouts Sister Senga. 'Whit are we gonnae dae?'

'Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,' says Sister Helen.

Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

'Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?' she shouts.

'Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen.

Sister Senga turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

'It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?' shouts Sister Senga.

'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen.

'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister Senga. She opens the window and shouts, 'Get the f*ck aff the f*ckin' car ya wee bastard!'
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Postby Anya » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:25 pm

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Postby twinsmum » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:27 pm

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Postby Monsy » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:30 pm

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Postby Rowan » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:22 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Mgzy » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:17 pm

Sooooooooooooooo tru.. :mrgreen:
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