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Postby Penny » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:00 pm

Is your husband easy to please.
I don't know I've never tried.

No man is really successful until his mother-in-law admits it.

Behind every great woman there's is a man who's disappointed her.

Women's lib - is making him sleep on the wet side.

Our dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's mum who tells im which pair to put on.

Every man who is high up likes to feel that he has done it by himself, and the woman smiles, and lets it go at that.
It's our only joke. Every woman knows that.

How do men sort their laundry, -'Filthy' and 'Filthy' but all right for another couple of days.

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Postby Rowan » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:19 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Mgzy » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:24 pm

ooooer...

Every man who is high up likes to feel that he has done it by himself, and the woman smiles, and lets it go at that.
It's our only joke. Every woman knows that.

Then when we feck orf...

......

He hits the ground at an awfull rate of knots,,, :rolleye11: :mrgreen: :sunglasses:
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Postby Monsy » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:07 am

*nods wisely*
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Postby Penny » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:00 pm

Now you have lost me. :oops: :oops:
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