A policemanwas walking through Soho when he spotted a man kicking another man up the backside.

Now, Now, what's going on here. he asked.

The first man explained....... It all goes back to when I was young...I met this beautiful girl and she invited me back to her place.....When we got there, she took off her dress and then later she took off the rest of her clothes.

So, of course, I turned down the heating and left.

But, it was then as I was closing the door, that she told me that one day I would realise what I had done and be so angry that I would ask the first man I saw to kick me up the backside.....Well, now I understand and I've asked this man to do just that.

Right Oh, said the policeman, Carry on as you were.


cheers Penny.