The power of prayer

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The power of prayer

Postby dabthoms » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:17 pm

Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one
man knelt down on his knees and prayed, "Lord give me the power and strength
the cross the river." Suddenly he became very strong and swam across
the river.
The next man thought: if it worked for him, it'll work for me. So
he knelt down and prayed, "Lord give me the skills and the strength to cross the
river." He promptly built a canoe and rowed himself across the river.
The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it'll work for me. So he
also knelt down and prayed, "Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross
the river." He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.
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Postby Monika » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:57 pm

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Postby twinsmum » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:00 pm

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Postby Rowan » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:17 pm

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Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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