Signs to make you chuckle

[dejavou]

In a cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a London department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs

In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In another office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draught. Please use side entrance.)

Outside a second hand shop: we exchange anything ­ bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

Quicksand : any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

Bicycles left against this window will be recycled.

In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.

Spotted in a safari park: Elephants : Please Stay in Your Car.

Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and does not know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field free, but the bull charges.

Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

On a repair shop door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell does not work.)

Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

[DaisyB]

[Rowan]