More small ones

[Penny]

If a man said what he thought , he'd be speechless.

Women don't make fools out of men. They only conduct the performance.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy men?

Did you hear about the dumb man who invented an inflatable dartboard for campers.

What is a man doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears.
Holding on to a thought.

A husband comes home from work to find his wife in bed with another man.
He goes absolutely berserk, ranting and raving for a good few minutes.
Then he rushes to the wardrobe, pulls out his rifle and sticks the barrel in his mouth.
His wife, jumps up screaming, Bob' Don't, Please.

Shut up, you bitch, he bellows.















your next.

cheers Penny.

[Rowan]