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Hard To Say

Postby Monika » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:45 pm

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon


Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious transubstantiate


Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you!
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Postby dejavou » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:22 pm

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Postby Rowan » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:37 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Anya » Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:14 am

Only when you are drunk?

I cannot say half those things, when I am SOBER
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Postby Monsy » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:34 am

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Postby Penny » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:29 pm

Very good. :roflmao:
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Postby DaisyB » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:20 pm

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