Blonde 's year in review:

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Blonde 's year in review:

Postby Maywalk » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:26 am

Blonde 's year in review:


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."Duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those Little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!



What a year!!
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Postby widget » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:06 am

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some of the old ones are the best.
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Postby Monsy » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:57 am

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Postby Rowan » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:37 pm

:groaner: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:08 pm

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