A Playpen

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A Playpen

Postby Daff » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:38 pm

Judi was almost crazy with her three kids.

She complained to her best friend, "They're

driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no

rest and I'm half-way to the nut hatch."


"What you need is a playpen to separate the

kids from yourself," her friend said.


So Judi bought a playpen.



A few days later, her friend called to ask

how things were going. "Superb! I can't

believe it," Judi said. "I get in that playpen

with my laptop and the kids don't bother me

one bit!"
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Postby dejavou » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:03 pm

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Postby Rowan » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:06 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Brilliant idea!!
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