Driving Nuns.

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Driving Nuns.

Postby Maywalk » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:31 pm

A police officer had just pulled over a car full of nuns for going too slow on a major highway. The conversation went like this:

Police Officer: "Why were you driving so slowly?"

Nun Driver: "I kept seeing all these signs with the number 20 on them and figured that was the speed limit."

Police Officer: "No, Sister, that is the highway number."

Nun: "Oh, I'm so sorry, Officer, I didn't know that.

Then the police officer looks into the back seat and sees that the nuns there have panic-stricken faces and white knuckles from holding on to each other too tightly.

Police Officer: "What's wrong with the nuns in the back seat?"

Nun: "Oh, we just got off Highway 101 a few miles ago.
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Postby dejavou » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:03 pm

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Postby Daff » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:28 pm

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Postby Rowan » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:08 pm

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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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