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Irish Joke

Postby Clara » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:41 pm

Suits

Two Irish men are walking along Kensington High Street when they see a sign. Suits £15.00 shirts £2.00 trousers £2.50
One said to the other one "Look at that - we could buy a lot of that gear and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune! When we go into the shop don't say anything let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent they might not serve us so I'll speak in my best English accent."
They go in and he orders, 50 suits at £15.00, 100 shirts at £2.00 and 50 trousers at £2.50.
The owner of the shop says "You're Irish aren't you " he asks.
"Oh b*llocks.....Yes, how de hell did you know that ?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners !!!!!"
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Postby Rowan » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:33 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:37 pm

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Postby Monsy » Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:19 am

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