Cyanide please

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Cyanide please

Postby Daff » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:43 am

Sarah walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she
Needed some Cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
Sarah then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't give You cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! "I'll lose my License, they'll throw both of
Us in jail, and all kinds of bad things will Happen! Absolutely not,
You can NOT have any cyanide!"

Sarah reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
Husband in bed With the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked a the picture and Replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me
You had a prescription."
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Postby Monsy » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:14 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby dejavou » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:51 pm

:rolleye11: everything has it's price :roflmao:
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Postby Rowan » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:26 pm

Oh yes!! :twisted: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Anya » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:15 am

Te-he-he-he :roflmao:
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Postby twinsmum » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:23 pm

:bouncie:
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Postby Penny » Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:25 pm

Love it. cheers Penny
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