Tale of the Riverbank

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Tale of the Riverbank

Postby Daff » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:44 am

ONE DAY, WHEN A SEAMSTRESS WAS SEWING WHILE SITTING CLOSE TO A RIVER, HER THIMBLE FELL INTO THE RIVER. WHEN SHE CRIED OUT, THE LORD APPEARED AND ASKED, "MY DEAR CHILD, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"

THE SEAMSTRESS REPLIED THAT HER THIMBLE HAD FALLEN INTO THE WATER AND THAT SHE NEEDED IT TO HELP HER HUSBAND IN MAKING A LIVING FOR THEIR FAMILY.

THE LORD DIPPED HIS HAND INTO THE WATER AND PULLED UP A GOLDEN THIMBLE SET WITH PEARLS. "IS THIS YOUR THIMBLE?" THE LORD ASKED.

THE SEAMSTRESS REPLIED, "NO".

THE LORD AGAIN DIPPED INTO THE RIV. HE HELD OUT A SILVER THIMBLE RINGED WITH SAPPHIRES. "IS THIS YOUR THIMBLE?" THE LORD ASKED AGAIN.

THE SEAMSTRESS REPLIED, "NO".

THE LORD REACHED DOWN AGAIN AND CAME UP WITH A LEATHER THIMBLE. "IS THIS YOUR THIMBLE?" THE LORD ASKED.

THE SEAMSTRESS REPLIED, "YES".

THE LORD WAS PLEASED WITH THE WOMAN'S HONESTY AND GAVE HER ALL THREE THIMBLES TO KEEP, AND THE SEAMSTRESS WENT HOME HAPPY.

SOME YEARS LATER, THE SEAMSTRESS WAS WALKING WITH HER HUSBAND ALONG THE RIVERBANK, AND HER HUSBAND FELL INTO THE RIVER AND DISAPPEARED UNDER THE WATER. WHEN SHECIED OUT, THE LORD AGAIN APPEARED AND ASKED HER, "WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"

"OH LORD, MY HUSBAND HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER!"

THE LORD WENT DOWN INTO THE WATER AND CAME UP WITH HUGH JACKMAN. "IS THIS YOUR HUSBAND?" THE LORD ASKED.

"YES", CRIED THE SEAMSTRESS.

THE LORD WAS FURIOUS. "YOU LIED! THAT IS AN UNTRUTH!"

THE SEAMSTRESS REPLIED, "OH, FORGIVE ME, MY LORD. IT IS A MISUNDERSTANDING. YOU SEE, IF I HAD SAID 'NO' TO HUGH JACKMAN, YOU WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH BRAD PITT. THEN IF I SAID 'NO' TO HIM, OUWOULD HAVE COME UP WITH MY HUSBAND. HAD I THEN SAID 'YES,' YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME ALL THREE. LORD, I'M NOT IN THE BEST OF HEALTH AND WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THREE HUSBANDS, SO THAT'S WHY I SAID 'YES' TO HUGH JACKMAN."

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD AND HONORABLE REASON, AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS. THAT'S OUR STORY, AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT.
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Postby Monsy » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:13 am

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Hugh Jackman would be a lovely fiancy.............

*ponders*
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Postby dejavou » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:51 pm

Brilliant ..... now where's this river :rolleye11:
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Postby Rowan » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:22 pm

:twisted: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Anya » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:18 am

My granny used to tell me all sort of stories of honesty and kindness being rewarded and making the world a better place.

Boy! Was she misguided !!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Penny » Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:28 pm

Love it.
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