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Peanuts

Postby dabthoms » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:42 pm

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
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Postby dejavou » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:49 pm

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Postby Daff » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:27 pm

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Postby Rowan » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:08 pm

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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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