Self assertiveness

[dabthoms]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the
Man of Your House". He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to
his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you
will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs
with me, and I will do what I want with you. After that, you are going to
draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and
bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's
done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife calmly
replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

[Rowan]

[Kevin]

[dejavou]

[Monsy]