Sausages.

[Maywalk]

Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking up to
the counter. The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"

"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian"? Demanded the Irishman indignantly.

"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"
Then, warming to his theme, he went on: "Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot
dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a taco, would
you ask me if I was Mexican? Would Ya? Would Ya?"

The assistant said: "Well no".

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a
gear.

"And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French? What
about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

"Well no, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all
right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
sausages?"

The assistant replied: "Because you're in bloody Homebase!"

[Rowan]

[Kevin]

Oh Maisie, that is absolutely priceless!

[twinsmum]

[Anya]

[dejavou]

[Monsy]

It's the way you tell 'em............