A Blonde Joke.

[Maywalk]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while,
he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar
immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman
next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair
-- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The
bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The owner behind you
with a gun and is blonde. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a
black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Rowan]

[Monsy]

[Penny]

I like it. cheers Penny

[dejavou]