A groan or two

[Penny]

A man came home and caught his wife in bed with another man.
Hey, he shouted, what are you doing.
The wife, retorted, See what I mean, I told you he was stupid.

Havng just got married, the naive man said to his friend;
Cor, was my girl dumb, She put the pillow under her bum instead of her head.

One mother-in-law to the other.
I would never make a fool of my son-in-law, I've always allowed him to do that himself.

A policeman came upon a stupid man peeing in the river.
Stop that immedieately, he shouted, and put it away.
So the stupid man did as he was told, but couldn't stop himself from doubling up with laughter.
O.K. what's so funny, asked the policeman.
I really fooled you this time, he laughed, I may have put it away but I didn't stop.

takes all sorts. cheers Penny.

[Rowan]

[dejavou]

[Monsy]