Camera Buffs

[dejavou]

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

[DaisyB]

[twinsmum]

[Rowan]

[Anya]

When my second little boy started school, he was already attending nursery class at the same school a couple of mornings a week.

It was a very warm September and the headmistress suggested the new little ones could go the first afternoon and have some games and a swim, to break the ice, so to speak.

They were getting dressed again after the swim and one little boy jumped naked out of the changing room, trying to shock the girls. One little girl said to the other, in a very laid back way - Jenny, please, get the magnifying glass ! -

[dejavou]

She'll no doubt have gone far

[Rowan]

[Anya]

Wonder where she is now.

Five year olds were not like that in MY time