Annual Check up

[Daffyd]

I went to my doctors for a check up the other day and he told me to go behind the screen and strip. I hesitatingly started to strip and I was looking around for somewhere to put my clothes. There were no stools or chairs or coathooks..... "Where should I put my clothes?" I asked...... "Right here next to mine." he said.

No....no... that was not what I meant to say......

..... er when the doctor saw me stripped he said, "If that stomach was on a woman I'd say she was pregnant."
I said, "It was and she is!"

[Anya]

A bit like the wealthy gentleman of ninety-two, who married a pretty twenty year old.
His doctor was concerned and suggested to him that it could be fatal.
- Well - said the old gentleman - if she dies, she dies -

[Rowan]

[dejavou]