I went to my doctors for a check up the other day and he told me to go behind the screen and strip. I hesitatingly started to strip and I was looking around for somewhere to put my clothes. There were no stools or chairs or coathooks..... "Where should I put my clothes?" I asked...... "Right here next to mine." he said.
No....no... that was not what I meant to say......
..... er when the doctor saw me stripped he said, "If that stomach was on a woman I'd say she was pregnant."
I said, "It was and she is!"