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Weather warning

Postby Mgzy » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:42 pm

One winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are
expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
The good wife again went out and moved her car.
The next week, again during breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park............ then the electric power went out.
The wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied,



"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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Postby dejavou » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:45 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Love it Mgzy :roflmao:
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Postby DaisyB » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:33 pm

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Postby Rowan » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:03 pm

:groaner: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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