Letter to Agony Aunt

[Maywalk]

Dear Dr Ruth,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some
time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs
up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently
although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but
she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car
driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.

Why?

Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone
again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.
I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last
night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my BMW motorcycle next to the garage
and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my BM, that I noticed that
the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

[Rowan]

Typical male!!

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