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Fancy a groan

Postby Penny » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:32 pm

Laying on his deathbed, the old man's eyes rested on the face of his sorrowful wife.
Dear Agnes, he rasped, we've been through a lot together. When I was just twenty my parents were killed in a car accident, and you were there for me.
Then when we had the terrible floods of '64 and lost all our possessions, you were there and helped me through it.
Now I've caught this fatal disease and here you are by my side.
Do you know, he continued with a spark of anger.

I'm beginning to the you're f.....g bad luck for me.

cheers Penny :oops: :oops:
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Postby Rowan » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:58 pm

:roflmao: :groaner: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:56 pm

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Postby twinsmum » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:36 pm

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Postby Maywalk » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:01 pm

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