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another groan

Postby Penny » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:18 pm

No. Madam, insisted Jack to the owner of the brothel. If I can't have Poppet, I won't have anyone.
But Sir, we have lots of lovely girls, what's Poppet got that the others have'nt?

Patience. He replied.

It was the first time that the Bishop had visited the small town and arrangements had been planned for weeks.
On his arrival, a young journalist squeezed his way to the front of the thronging crowds and called out to him.

What about the Brothels, Your Worship?



The Bishop looked surprised and replied, Are there any brothels here?

The following day the headline in the newspaper read.

First words spoken by the Bishop, Are there any brothels here?


Naughty but nice, cheers Penny.
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Postby dejavou » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:42 pm

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Postby Rowan » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:11 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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