the men always give the hose a few shakes when they've finished.
Did you hear about the man who lost two fingers in the sawmill.
Strangely enough, he didn't notice they were missing until he waved goodbye to the foreman.
Did you hear about the pool old spinster who dreamt she got married.
When she woke up there was nothing in it.
Did you hear about the shy musician out on his first date.
He was so backward, when the girl told him she wanted to play with his organ, he took out his harmonica.
How do you make a bull work hard.
Give him a tight Jersey.
Why did the girl have her postcode tattooed on her thigh.
She hoped for some male in it.
cheers Penny.
very good those Penny