Thinking quickly, he turned to his girlfriend and said 'what would you like my little plump one'
Girls, always remember when a man boasts about his manhood, a 10" willy is a rule not an exception.
What's the difference between 'Oooh' and 'Aaah'
About four inches.
A word of advice to girls.
Never judge a mans' horse power by the size of his exhaust.
'Hey Mary' I hear your boyfriend is well hung'
'Mmm', she replied, 'he buys his socks in packets of three'.
Three rats meet in the underground and start boasting about their toughness.
'I'm not scared of anything', says the first, 'I'll raid any house, take what I want and they never catch me.
'That's nothing' replies the second scornfully. 'Whenever I see rat poison I just chew it up and spit it out.
They wait for the third to speak but he gets up and starts to move away.
'Hey, what's up, where are you going'
He replies haughtily.
I ain't got time for this, I'm off to f... the cat.
cheers Penny.
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