A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
>A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want
>Out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says".
>The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals
>Would that be?"
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>The little girl said,
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>"A mink on my back,
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>A jaguar in the garage,
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>A tiger in the bed and
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>A jackass to pay for all of it.
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>The teacher fainted.