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4 Animals

Postby DaisyB » Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:30 pm

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
>A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want
>Out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says".
>The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals
>Would that be?"
>
>
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>The little girl said,
>
>"A mink on my back,
>
>A jaguar in the garage,
>
>A tiger in the bed and
>
>A jackass to pay for all of it.
>
>The teacher fainted.
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Postby Rowan » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:08 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Penny » Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:16 pm

:groaner:
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Postby dejavou » Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:37 pm

The girl'll go far :banana:
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