A prostitute was knocked over by a car and as she lay there moaning, a young man went over to help.
Are you alright?, he asked.
I'm not sure, she replied, I feel a bit dizzy.
Well how many fingers am I holding up?
Oh no, she cried. I'm paralysed as well.
Did you hear about the two prostitutes who went past a hairdresser's without noticing, but could smell singed hair.
One said to the other.
'Slow down a bit Lil, I think we're walking too fast.
cheers Penny