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Postby Penny » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:06 pm

A prostitute was knocked over by a car and as she lay there moaning, a young man went over to help.
Are you alright?, he asked.
I'm not sure, she replied, I feel a bit dizzy.
Well how many fingers am I holding up?
Oh no, she cried. I'm paralysed as well.

Did you hear about the two prostitutes who went past a hairdresser's without noticing, but could smell singed hair.
One said to the other.

'Slow down a bit Lil, I think we're walking too fast.

cheers Penny :oops: :oops:
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Postby Rowan » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:12 am

:roflmao: :groaner:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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