Catholic's Heart Atack.

[Maywalk]

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart
bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care
of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him
questions regarding how he would like to pay for his
treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not
spinsters!

Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law.

[Rowan]

[dejavou]

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