Wacky Warnings.

[Maywalk]

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights.
For indoor or outdoor use only.


On a Swedish chainsaw.
Do not atempt to stop saw with your hands or your genitals.

Lifejacket instructions on a Korean ship.
Helpsaving apparata in emergings behold many whitlies
Associate the stringing apparata about the bosomes and meet behind.
Flee then to the indifferent lifesavering shippen obediencing the insructs of the vessel chef

Label on a post parcel measuring 15cms by 12cms.
Do not climb inside this bag and zip up. Doing so will cause injury and death.

On a portable baby stroller.
Remove infant before folding for storage

Ingredients list on a packet of fruit buns.
Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, emulcifier 472 (E)&481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water.
May contain fruit.

On a packaging for a wristwatch.
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants

Emergency safety procedures in at a holiday campsite.
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.

On a crate of hammers.
Harmful if swallowed

On a railway station sign.
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

[Rowan]

[dejavou]

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