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Postby dejavou » Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:05 pm

Today is Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
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Postby Rowan » Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:32 pm

:groaner: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby widget » Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:59 pm

:groaner: :groaner: :groaner:
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Postby Penny » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:21 pm

Excellent. cheers Penny :roflmao:
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