>A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales
>representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and
>says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your
>recommendations are wonderful, and
>your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second
>thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and
>we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers.
>I'm sorry...we can't hire you."
>"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
>"Really? Great! Show me!"
>So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all
>sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored
>condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it
>open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
>"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a
>respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over
>the country!"
>"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
>"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
>"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and
>asked for aspirin?"
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