He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began:
"Red...........cherry,"
"Yellow........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
" Orange ........orange."
The professor then gave them all a light brown, Honey-flavored lifesaver.
After tasting them for a few moments none of the children could identify the
flavor.
"Well," the professor said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
"Oh my God, they're Assholes!!!"
