Speak-a-da-English?

[Daffyd]

The story goes that there was this lady married to a Cauacasian. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but somehow managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher's and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The nest day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know what to say, and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store and .......
..... what a mind you have...getting aqhead of me aren't you......

What were you thinking???? She brought her husband along because the guy could speak English!.......

[Rowan]

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