'Ooh I, don't know'. she replied,'I've never bothered to look'
'Oh, doctor,' said a distraught patient, 'why do so many people take an instant dislike to me?'
'Saves time' replied the doctor.
There are only two men in the waIting room. One has a bandage around his head, the other is covered in food.
There are bits of spaghetti in his hair, egg on his tie, jelly on his trousers and his face is spattered with gravy. This man speaks.
'I see you head is bandaged up, is it serious?'
'Oh no. not too bad, replies the other. 'I happened to walk into a lamp post and suffered some concussion'. How about you?
'Oh, no, I'm just eating badly.
cheers Penny.
all these miserable buggers in here wont have a game of dominoes" the other 3 patients had bandages over their eyes.