Flying Companion

[DaisyB]

FLYING COMPANION

A man boards a plane at Sydney airport and, taking his seat, he
notices a beautiful woman boarding the aircraft. He realises she's heading
straight towards his seat, and bingo! She takes the seat right beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out: "Business trip or
holiday?"

She turns, smiles enchantingly and says, "Business. I'm going to
the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the USA."

The man nearly falls from his seat!

Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen sitting next to
him, and she is going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your
business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer", she responds. "I use my experience to quash some of the
popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he smiles, "What myths are those?"

"Well", she explains, "One popular myth is that African-American
men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best
potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman becomes uncomfortable and blushes.

"I'm sorry", she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but all my friends call
me Paddy........."

[Rowan]

[Penny]

Penny