His case was heard in the small claims court.
The policeman was on duty in the red-light district and as he shone his torch up an alley, he saw Brenda. She was standing there with her blouse undone and her knickers round her ankles, eating a packet of crisps.
'Come on Brenda, what's going on?' he said.
'Oh hello Sarge', she replied cheekily, then looking down added, 'blimey, has he gone?'
A the policeman walked down Lovers Lane he spotted a parked car rocking from side to side.
What's going on here?' he demanded, shining his torch through the window.
'Oh , nothing much', said the boy hastily, 'er...just a little necking'
'Well, in that case, put your neck back in your trousers and get out of here'
cheers Penny.
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