A tight fisted couple asked their son what he wanted for his birthday.
'I wanna watch' he replied.
So they let him.
The morning after the honeymoon night, the young girl staggered down to breakfast looking stunned and exhausted.
'My goodness' exclaimed the owner of the hotel. 'You look dead on your feet, haven't you just got married to that old bloke with a limp?'
'That's right', she said indignantly, 'and he got me to marry him under false pretences.
When he said he'd been saving up for 50 years, I thought he was talking about money.
cheers Penny