Cowboy Boots

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Cowboy Boots

Postby dejavou » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:51 pm

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they are on the wrong feet," they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?"

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

She will be eligible for parole in three years.
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Postby Rowan » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:03 pm

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Postby Penny » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:26 pm

I love it. cheers Penny :groaner:
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Postby Monsy » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:57 am

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