'They're my plums' he told her.
A little later she told her mother what he had said.
Mum retorted 'And did he tell you about the dead branch they are hanging off,'.
Mummy Mummy, cried the little boy, when he saw his mother in the shower. 'What's that hair?' he said, pointing to it.
Well' that's my sponge'
'Oh, I understand now, said the little boy, 'cos I saw the housemaid washing daddy's face with hers yesterday.
cheers Penny.
