Every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels
And discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much
About it figured maybe he had a cold or some such.
But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so Sam
Really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together
Was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived
So he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had past and Sam figured he had seen the last
Of Bill,but one day Sam approached the park and lo
And behold there sat Bill!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told
Him so! Then he said,"For crying out loud Bill,
What in the world happened to you???"
Bill replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail???," cried Sam!! "What in the world for???"
"Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little
Blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes
Get coffee?"
"Yeah" said Sam, I remember her. What about her?"
"Well one day she charged me with rape and I was so
Proud that when I got into court, I pled "guilty"
And the judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
